gettin words out of your mouth

Being in a "corporate college" gets you exposed to the real world, something you dont really see that often in u r school. the financial divide is move evident here, the narrow mindedness of the people is again more visible, you take time to adjust but when you do, you make great pals, u make pals that actually help your academics, that is, salaam namaste being a sucky movie isnt the only thing ya discuss, but most of all its the teachers. their semi-english lecturs, ungrammitical sentences, really bring a smile to u r face. Here are some of them, as a token of my respect to them, i've changed their real ID's, coz as far as teaching is concerned, they're all god like.

"so just we started oxidation, just we completed it"
-S.C
"Ok don't confuse, let them write, isn't it?"
S.C
"You have to add Leaving group, leaving group, leaving group, an see then, ah!"
-S.C
(this one is just too funny)
"billion's of dollars, that is, millions of rupees, the silicone industry is huge"
-teejay
"there is a difference between real and artificial diamond, ZrO4 is zirconia, they're artificial or american diamonds"
teejay
"so it could be because there is some strain, or also could also be some disturbance due to strain of molecule"
-teejay
"P205 reacts with oxygen forming P205, okay, what did i just say?"
-teejay
"your answer is correct but i will tell you where you went wrong."
-GKM
"nitrogen forms nitrogen"
-teejay
"molecular weight and BP are related to molecular weight"
-teejay
"so those whose all got ethers are correct, and remaining you know"
-S.C
"Between zero and one, step of x is step of x"
-GKM
what he meant was step of x was equal to x, thats what he wrote on the board, but this was a slip of the tongue, and we were roaring with laffter.
"Ozone was discovered accidentally, ozo means i smell, I-S-M-E-L-L!"
-Teejay