wacky offlines yet again

hey these are sum of the weirdest offlines in the recent 48 hours....i died laffin..becoz f how irrelevent each one was in its own way..but trust me in a way it'll make a feel kinda grossed out..yall see why


NO# 1

SWEAR TO GOD I BETTER NOT HAVE ANYONE BREAKING THIS RIBBON. This is a ribbon 4 the peoples families who have died in the tsunami in asia!. pass it on to everyone and pray. something good will happen to u tonight at 11:11 pm. this is not a joke someone will either call u or write to u online say i love u do not break this chain send to 13 people in the next 15 min

NO# 2

Tell every one on your list not to open any thing from goenka rishabh. It is a hard drive killer and a horrible virus. If you dont pass this letter to everyone on your buddy list, we will delete your account. We need to find out who is really using these accounts. Sorry for th incoinconvieniece. Sincerely, Director of Yahoo Services. Right click on the group name of your buddy list and click Send Message to All in this group


psst: i'm rishabh so theres a wvirus on my name??? awesome!

no#3

Tonight put a light near a window in memory of all the people dead in Asia.Don't stop the message,it comes from Italy.Send it to your friends!

COMMENT: YEA AND HOWS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP THE VICTIMS MAYI ASK?


NO#4

Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. At least 15 people in this world loves you in some way. The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. There are at least 2 people in this world that you would die for. You mean the world to someone. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look again. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget the rude remarks. So if you are a loving friend, send this to everyone on your friend list including the one who sent it to you.delete this if u dont believe in friendship!!!

COMMENT: AT LEAST 15..GOOD NUMBER..MAN THIS JUST IS TOOO FUNNY..EMOTIONAL BULLSHIT

so there ya have it guys...sum really funny stuff..here's rishabh signin off!