You scored as Peter Pan. Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up. Peter Pan 88% Cruella De Ville 75% Ariel 69% Donald Duck 69% Goofy 63% Sleeping Beauty 56% Cinderella 56% Snow White 44% The Beast 44% Pinocchio 25% Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego? created with QuizFarm.com

u turn

the weather has taken a u turn, the temperature which was steadily rising, has dropped suddenly. so the woolens have come out again.brrrr

i guess he's influenced by shoaib akhtar 

can't say the same bout this one though! a huge let down after reading FPS. 

i love this book! 

there's something about kid rock's music. something that just makes you stand up and start jumping for no reason.

murphy has been proved right again.
i decided to skip the part 3 fiitjee aits, since i wasnt totally prepared for it. and i didnt want to write it without preparation coz knowing the standard of fiitjee, its be like suicide, but then as it turns out, the test was the easiest of the three tests so far, and guys who studied almost nothing for it, ended up with scores of 150 plus in the exam.
the lord giveth and the lord taketh.
peace
rishabh

one of the things assosiated with growing up is that you start to think differently. words which you didnt think could merely be more than words, are. you never start to look at words the same way.
for example, many many years ago, the words like- balls, buns, horny, squirt, pussycat did actually refer to balls, buns horny squirt and pussy cat. now, that can't be said. its taken for granted that by the time we're in our teens we lose our innocence. we might be cute and stuff, but still filthy in our minds.
it so happens that when you come across a person of you're age, who stil does think of balls and buns, as balls and buns, you start calling him a lier, or crazy or a nutcase and so on.
i heard myself speak my first swear word when i was in my fourth grade, and things have never been the same since then.
i miss the times when i used just simply use any word, without having to think of the consequences, i prolly dont even remember that time anymore.
the first time i heard the title of the famous rabbi shergill song"bulla ki jaana", i was amused, i was like, did he actually name his song that. it was later i realised that the name of his song did not refer to anything profane.
more on this later.
on another note: i love kelly clarkson

WITHDRAWN

just so that you know, i am not writing tomorrow's fiitjee aits. my prepartion for this part test is too weak and hollow. i suck at probability, and also at binomial theorem. i suck at geometrical optics. i rock at electrochemistry, but thats not good enuf, so i'll start writing them from 22nd onwards, from when the full tests begin.
and i received my acknowledgement card last week, yippee and yikes!

new year resolutions suck!

one of the most frustrating things to see a ;ist of new year resolutions of someone you know. its really patheitc. if the person has not already accomplisjed the stuff written, he'll prolly not do it for a really really long time. new year resolutiuons are as they seen an excuse. An excuse to delay things for a while. Its like, if ya wanna lose weight, and you realise its the first week of december, you'll decide to stop eating a lot from january onwards, and hence "dieting" becomes your new year resolution, however you hog like a horny bastard till the clock strikes 12 on 31st of december. the same goes for studying hard, keeping your room clean, and avoiding viruses on the internet.
i hate new year resolutions, never had, never will .
-peace
rishabh

cold hard bitch

the weather's biting cold,
my nose is all clogged up,
yet, somehow i feel the heat,
and i sweat.

nature is a bitch...

switch

something is happening to me. nah i still am very straight, not bout that. its about my schedule. after the "horrific" performance in the last AITS, i planned to do things much better this time. and for a while i was doing it, but now i duno whats happening. i have sort of lost the momentum. i now instead of studying in the night study partially in the day and partially in the night and partially in the lunch break in my college. i have started gorging on my friends tiffin boxes(poor guys dont complain much, sweet people they are also) in the middle of the classes, poor old teachers dont seem to notice, i feel like god. but thats not the point. or is it? naw not now anyways.
like i was saying, this new shift from existing lifestyle of the "lifeless and the currently non-outgoing" has been exhilirating. i have missing the first 3 classes of each day, namely inorganic chemistry, organic chemistry and maths. frankly speaking i dont mind that, i just wanna attend the physcial chem classes, since the teaching is so out of this world.
anyways coming back to my new lifestyle. i have started to eat fractionally less than before, but have been drinking more( keep guessing). i had a rough week, with constipation follwed by diarroea. man that literally the shit man. but now i "guess" its over, and we can rest in peace for the present. i have started renting more VCD's, listening to more metal rap, paying more attention to organic chemistry and maths, and letting my brother win more of the indoor cricket matches.
moving on to other areas, AIEEE pattern has changed. its almost like i predicted. the CBSE people are like puppets in the hands of the JEE commitee, trying to come into the limelight by changing their pattern too.
its like humko hi bali ka bakra bana diya hai. it happened to us in 10th( for the better i guess), when the social and maths and science portion was changed.
on a totally different topic, i am crazy about the music of kayne west!

aayan chakravorty

what a week. so many exams and stuff. but this way atleast i finally got to meet aayan chakravorty or simply "chucky", a very old and dear pal of mine. he was my partner when we represented our school in the ESPN school quiz olympiad, we made a great team. He too is preparing for the JEE, and i was writing my olympiad in a college next to his coaching centre. we aught up on stuff, discussed what was being taught where, discussed why the new pattern rocked/sucked, discussed but awkward he was feeling walking with a long haired dude as the innocent guys from his college "stared". he took me to this "mess" to eat lunch, and boy can 20 bucks buy u a lot of food, and tasty too! he's one of those guys whose is aware of all the naughty stuff that goes around him and one would get the impression that he is bhola bhala. its amazing, i've neve--er heard him use the F word voluntarily to abuse anyone, but boy duz he have a weird sense o humor, it gets you all cracked up. thanks aayan for bearing my shit all these years and letting me know that system of a down were from armenia, and for being a great listener, and talking rubbish sometimes, and for just being there, u r one of my best pals!
-rishabh

bozo the clown

as things start to happen frequently, they become more passe, ok maybe with the exception on sex, but then most things do. anyways, the same has happened to me. i am so used to people stare at me that i actually awkward when people start ignoring me. however, today the frequency of heads turning in my direction was unsually high. every tom dick and harry, every ram, rahim and randy, every venki, junkie and hankie were staering at me, and then giggling. i didnt know what that was all about. at first i thought it was the rugged beard, but then whats so funny bout and unkempt face. no not the beard, definetely the hair? but no the gaze was at my face, on on the stuff on top. this was weird. as i found out later, its coz i look like a clown quite literally. i have a little pimple-esque rash sorta thingy on my nose, which has given my nosey a pink appearace, a hue of pink which stands out with respect to my face's color. i truly now resemble bozo, so lets raise our goblets to honor the bozo. cheers.
peace out yall
-rishabh

hmm well what do i say?

Try filling this blank with YES or NO.

--------------- I dont have a Brain.

who said english was easy.

courtesy:caferati,hyderabad-google group.

the horror...the horror....

OMG!

I have my FIITJEE part-1 AITS in another 8 hours. damn. i've not read the entire course. i've left out three chapters, solid state in chem, areas and diffrential equations in maths. solid state i can manage, tis only the maths thing thats scaring the shit outta me, will try to brush up with the basics now, and leave the rest to fate, though i know that's like crap, with the new model, things are gonna be different, you cant neglacted any thing now, coz if by chance ya get a paragraph or a write up on that topic, its like 15 marks or so down the drain . and as my maths prof rightly pointed out, ne paragraph can eliminate half a lakh students!
pray for me aiite?
peace out yall
-rishabh

gettin words out of your mouth

Being in a "corporate college" gets you exposed to the real world, something you dont really see that often in u r school. the financial divide is move evident here, the narrow mindedness of the people is again more visible, you take time to adjust but when you do, you make great pals, u make pals that actually help your academics, that is, salaam namaste being a sucky movie isnt the only thing ya discuss, but most of all its the teachers. their semi-english lecturs, ungrammitical sentences, really bring a smile to u r face. Here are some of them, as a token of my respect to them, i've changed their real ID's, coz as far as teaching is concerned, they're all god like.

"so just we started oxidation, just we completed it"
-S.C
"Ok don't confuse, let them write, isn't it?"
S.C
"You have to add Leaving group, leaving group, leaving group, an see then, ah!"
-S.C
(this one is just too funny)
"billion's of dollars, that is, millions of rupees, the silicone industry is huge"
-teejay
"there is a difference between real and artificial diamond, ZrO4 is zirconia, they're artificial or american diamonds"
teejay
"so it could be because there is some strain, or also could also be some disturbance due to strain of molecule"
-teejay
"P205 reacts with oxygen forming P205, okay, what did i just say?"
-teejay
"your answer is correct but i will tell you where you went wrong."
-GKM
"nitrogen forms nitrogen"
-teejay
"molecular weight and BP are related to molecular weight"
-teejay
"so those whose all got ethers are correct, and remaining you know"
-S.C
"Between zero and one, step of x is step of x"
-GKM
what he meant was step of x was equal to x, thats what he wrote on the board, but this was a slip of the tongue, and we were roaring with laffter.
"Ozone was discovered accidentally, ozo means i smell, I-S-M-E-L-L!"
-Teejay

the best comedy sit come eva....

Its a pity that so many people believe that FRIENDS is the funniset thing they eva saw on television. It's not true you know. It's just that they've got the hype, now that the crew is so popular and earning a million per episode. And plus FRIENDS aint all THAT funny either, its ok-ish. I'd rate Everybody luvs Raymond five notches above FRIENDS.
But thas not da point here. I believe that SEINFELD is the funniest show eva, and i mean THE funniest . I mean the tag-line should be enough to get you attracted to it."THE SHOW IS ABOUT NOTHING". The show began in the early 1990's, and jerry seinfeld and larry david's exquisite chemistry worked wonders. I dont even wanna go into the statistics and tell ya how many awards it got an stuff. Kramer, the fucking retard was jus amazing. Its funny how many people in India, i mean the ones who watch sitcoms arent aware of seinfeld. earlier it used to come on zee english(which apparently changed its name to zee cafe, in the words of maya sarabhai, so middleclass), now its being re-run on star world. i truly believe jerry's sense o humor is just brilliant, un paralleled yet. YET. The one on underwear, the one about jeering, the one where elaine speaks as a sexy whore into jerry's taperecorder, all those are just amazing. the episodes are actually so funny that you roll over laffing. the thing is that there are a lot of funny shows, but some how the general public doesnt want to appreciate them. take for example TITUS. not that was one seriously funny show, but it didnteven rum more than a year. it was freakishly different, its attitude, the recaps, zach. all were great. and to top it off, titus himself was marvellous, but the indian audiences didnt get him properly, they kicked his ass, seeti bajake.
what really pisses me off is that when people come up to me and say, hey didja watch full house, its so cute. CUTE? if you want cute, go to the nearby aunty's house, and watch her son for an hour drooling and crapping all over. agreed that full house is ok, but comparing it to the greats like seinfeld is just atrocious.
Ok i sound freaky and drugged now. dunno what came ova me. just had a row with a pal ova something similar. anyways, have a nice day yall
-peace
rishabh

socks and machchar

my apartments has a great location. its in the heart of the city yet away from the main road and the heat of the traffic, quite unbelievable right, butt amazing isn't it? i know. so then, my room's balcony faces some ramakrishna tirth thingee, some devotional educational fusion builing, anyways what i mean is that my balcony has a lot of free space, and the air that i get is fresh and not suffocated, the real problem thought coz of this, comes in winter, when its soooo cold. I know my pals in North Amercia would be screaming "fuck you's" at me right now, since the cold here isnt anything like the ones in US, but then again, for my level its pretty harsh, so i've started wearing woolen socks in the house along with shorts, i dunt wanna wear trousers in the house, too crampy(try sitting with pants on for 8 hours on the chair in the house), but tis ok, cold i feel my toes and hands gettin cold only, surprisingly not the legs and face, weird eh? i know. so i went shopping the other day and got me self tons of socks and accessories. hope they last till the summer, since i plan to use them extensively.
also surprisingly there are no mosquitoes this season duno why, mebbe they all got AIDS, or got castrated, whateva, they're gone, xcept for the lone rangers that come once now or then. so yippe for that as well.
that's all fo now
peace
-rishabh