The day that was

damn!
i mean soo many events in the span of 4 hours is it possible? i wonder...
well let me start off from scratch. studied till early hours of morning..so obviously i woke up really late today..i think it was 3.30 PM..anyways..then studied for a while ( i mean i still have to write that IIT mains exam we're having tomorrow), and then there was this concept in organic chem that wasnt clearly given in the text,,so i logged on n blah blha blAH...aneways..dad n bro had to leave for b'lore at bout 5.45.
at 5.30 i realised i had to buy this book..Organic chemistry by arihant publishers...so i hugged dad n bro n took my leave..reaching at the book store i get crazy al the time..all those wonderful books( no i',m not a nerd thank you..just love science)..so i got this one more book..reacton mechanism by PETER SYKES..damn cool book.
got home...6.45
got a phone call...6.46
twas dad from the secunderabad station sayin that he'd frgotton his laptop at home and that it was necessary for him to get it now..rite now..i was shocked ..i was like hey dude u have a conference bout sumthin , n all that sumthin is stored in u r laptop..if u've 4gotton the laptop..n what the hell did ya take wid ya..aneways i didnt actually say it to him..twas da rush hour..i jus took the thing n ran fer the aauto rickshaw..i told it to go reaaly realy fast ,, ya know like the wind n all tht crap..i just realised i was talkin to a 60 year dude who cud barely hear me..but boy was i wrong..he was shit fast.. i mean this guy cud zoom...to make things shitty it started ppouring...
ooh i forgot..
its like this..secunderabd and kachegude stattion are sumthing like nizammudin and New delhi..and dad was at sec' bad i had to make it to kacheguda..in like 15 mins..kacheguda is like 10 kims from my home...on myway i came across a major red light area...no no i dunt mean porn and all tht..just a cross road with a huge red light signal..anyways i looked around n it was pouring like hell and there were three shops in a row which my eyes struk upon.... gay lord hair dressers..gaylord auto and spare parts and GAYLORD cafe ( remember the fockers)..FUCK MAN! this is not the time for all this shit..i m in da middle of sumthin here i need to reach the station fast..an( quite amazing..it neva happns otherwise0 i ran like a maniac wid the laptop n saw a coolie..he told me the train had left...i was walkin back..suddeny i saw me dad..i screamed..my bro was there too...he saw me..gave ame a sad smile sayin , " son, i screwd up big time"...anyways we went to the railway office..thankfully everything went well , orso we thought..we got another train after half n hour...dad got 70% refund9 hey c'mion sumthin is betta than nothing, brother stopped whining..i was hungry..ate a lot..twas 8.20...dadz train at 8.40..we say bye byes n all tht..n i rush towards the exit..i am inches from the door..this man pops up.. EXCUSE ME SIR? CAN I SEE YOUR STATION TICKET?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!
SHIT MAN how cud i forget..he looked at me i gave him a valid reason for my fucked up blunder..but they neva listen these chums, do they..so i got taken to the station manager..n he bluntky asked me, "chal 270 nikal"
"what/???"
"sir, fine, sir..you didnt get theticket you have to bear the consequences"
"oh what the hell man..i promise i wunt do it again"
"no..i'm sorry sir"

aneways i took the bloke to my dad..my dad's fake pleading n " i think he has learnt his lesson speech" didnt work either...but the guy was like i can lessen the pain.. "oh yaaaaay..now he's the god sent saviour..tat bastard!"...and he says he was just doing his job..anyways we ended up paying a hundred bucks which prolly ended up in his pocket because he didnt give me no receipt( much against the like of my dad)..yeah right ya wanna bribe and act lawfull?
anyways..then i took the intercity train back to home..n now i have tons to study for tomorrow's test..need to finish diffrentation. strereo isomerism, viscosity, elasticity ...chalo i'm signin off now...byeeeeeee

OMG!!!

today's lunch break was surely weird. ok for the benfit of those who dunt really know, i eat my lunch at coll...so somedays its sunny n sumdays crap. today i got vada as well as a masala dosa9 ane comments on my appetite keep them with u r self). well, my good pal, sai ram, was helpin me finish..on his behalf..so well thats the whole point..HIS EATING..i mean the way he eats..u just keep on staring at him..he takes the vada..dips the entire donut( well vada resembles the donut in dimensions duznt it? lol) in the coconut chutney..but i think DIPPIN is being rather tame..he SQUISHES it, MASHES IT..n all dat n b4 ya know it u r staring at the plate with u r chutney totally unrecognisable..n this not even the scary part..this is the scary part..he takes the whole vada n swallows the entire thingee..i mean its just so bizzare.n while doing so obviously we indians have the worst ettiquettes( i 4got the spelling guys pardon me).s part of the sambar, part of the curry part of the vada and other disgusting things which i believe are too gross to mention here are splattered all around n it looks like a bloody riot had taken place.ya know over food....but then sai ram is one heck of a guy..i have permanently named him "big guy"..n now thats becum his name..whteva..

wacky offlines yet again

hey these are sum of the weirdest offlines in the recent 48 hours....i died laffin..becoz f how irrelevent each one was in its own way..but trust me in a way it'll make a feel kinda grossed out..yall see why


NO# 1

SWEAR TO GOD I BETTER NOT HAVE ANYONE BREAKING THIS RIBBON. This is a ribbon 4 the peoples families who have died in the tsunami in asia!. pass it on to everyone and pray. something good will happen to u tonight at 11:11 pm. this is not a joke someone will either call u or write to u online say i love u do not break this chain send to 13 people in the next 15 min

NO# 2

Tell every one on your list not to open any thing from goenka rishabh. It is a hard drive killer and a horrible virus. If you dont pass this letter to everyone on your buddy list, we will delete your account. We need to find out who is really using these accounts. Sorry for th incoinconvieniece. Sincerely, Director of Yahoo Services. Right click on the group name of your buddy list and click Send Message to All in this group


psst: i'm rishabh so theres a wvirus on my name??? awesome!

no#3

Tonight put a light near a window in memory of all the people dead in Asia.Don't stop the message,it comes from Italy.Send it to your friends!

COMMENT: YEA AND HOWS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP THE VICTIMS MAYI ASK?


NO#4

Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. At least 15 people in this world loves you in some way. The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. There are at least 2 people in this world that you would die for. You mean the world to someone. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look again. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget the rude remarks. So if you are a loving friend, send this to everyone on your friend list including the one who sent it to you.delete this if u dont believe in friendship!!!

COMMENT: AT LEAST 15..GOOD NUMBER..MAN THIS JUST IS TOOO FUNNY..EMOTIONAL BULLSHIT

so there ya have it guys...sum really funny stuff..here's rishabh signin off!

top 7

after a lot, i mean a lot..n i mean A LOT of thinkin n eenie meenie mynie moes n scribbin on paper i've finally made my list of the top 7 movies which i can bare to watch twice ) since most of them bore me b4 the intermission)
ok..
No. 1 on the list is....
FORREST GUMP..no i know may ppl who dunt like the movie..say its too long...but then its soooo good. i mean it has everythin,,tom hanks has this fuckin ability to turn everythin his way....i dunt think ane thing he acts in ever crashes at the box office. i jus loved tha movie toooooo much...have watched it5 times already frm end to end..
fav dialogue: (hanks mom), life is like a box of chocolates you neva know what u'll end up gettin.
and the ever famous,(tom hanks) hello, my name is forrest gump, people call me forrest gump
No.2
Lord of the rings
yea all three parts..i mean its not half as good as the book ( they neva are0 but then what tyhe hell..its worth seein twice...too good...i mean the effects alone made it a gr8 one..plus the incrediblestory, i mean it makes harry potter look like crap.

NO.3 armageddon/INDEPENDENCE DAY
yep theres a tie..the will smith n the ben aflect hits both jus made me jump to me feet....2 incredible sci fi thriller..armageddon being an inch betta tan independence,..have seen IDAY 5 times and armageddon thrce

No.4
the godfather...
yeah..man this is the real shit...just toooooo god...both part one nad part 2..i know its weird but havnt seen part 3 yet..deniro n pacino rock

No. 5
MEN OF HONOR
yea another of deniro 's flicks
i mean the movie's got heard..just tooooooo damn good
cuba goodin junior is jus coooool i mean gr8 actin jus beyod words..i dunno what more to say

No. 6
gladiator
is there anethig to say bout this stuff..i mean it'd jus be always less..gladiator is jus toooooo good man..i didnt like it the first time i saw it..but then next time i jus fell in love with the moive..hjave seen it 5 times then
best dialoge: you have a gr8 name, they'd have to kill your name b4 they kill you, and
crowe: i'm maximus ,husband to a dead wife, father to a dead son, and i WILL have my revenge

No.7
dude wheres my car
ok ok i know u ppl r thinkin this is supposed to be suthin legendary so hows this shit got in here..but i jus like it..if ya dunt go make u r own list..the movie was THE...I REPEAT..THE FUNNIEST movie i have eva seen..its just soooo funny..ashton kutcher..u da man brothah!!!!


ah am bored of this by now..so i'll stop....gotta finish sums frm IRODOVNAMAHA!!!!!
here's rishabh signin offf

not funny at all

K so I’m bloggin away….beeen 4 days summat- since I last posted anethin..anethin.-….ya –knows- -what s-ucks…2DAY IS FRIDAY!!!!! I thot twas thurs…so I had like 3 dyas fer prer fer screenin…n now I have like one n a half..waaaaah…theres so much to learn,…how da hell am I gonna finish all tht shit..neways screw that…..

Hey..this is a recent offline I received:

This is a ribbon 4 the peoples families who have died in the tsunami in srilanka . pass it on to everyone and pray. something good will happen to u tonight at 11:11 pm. this is not a joke someone will either call u or write to u online say i love u do not break this chain send to 13 people in the next 15 minutes


All I can say is WHAT THE FUCK???
Is there ane relevance..i mean whats the connection..n by the way its jus a gross imagination…I mean whatz da relation btwn sumone telling ya they love and the tsunami..i mean this was jus a cheap way of startin a chain shit ( which accordin to me duznt work…I mean y start a chain letter..whats the prestige all bout)???

is it necesaary(da title i mean)

yaayyy!!!! i got my AIEEE n Screenin ranks...
AIEEE class 8th rank AIR 212
screenin class 11th AIR 323
its ok..definetely improved frm previous test..but worse than me usual ranks..aneways mez workin hrad fer it
i HATE VECTORS!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN F%$%^$^ chapter!!!!!
esp products n all tht...but i got thomas n finney...so it'll be fine
and well what else is there ta say..yawn shit tired today..AC DC RULEZ!!!!!!

yippee in shit

well yea..todays the big day nu year..everyones all happy..and sad yea too..the tsunami thingee..man its so weird..coz the night it struck BBC sed tht bout 10000 had died next day i see in the papar the toll is to 15000 n the followin day tis 100000... one god damn lakh!
n by another 2 days it'll be more..its jus soo awful..andaman n nicbar to poora ka poora screwed up hogaya..i dunt feel like celebratin nu year...i mean under thse circumstances..but i feel that i f ya r not celebratin nu yearz day then send that money ta those victims thru relief aids...but dunt be like i dunt wanna celebrate nu year coz i feel bad fer them or fer my swadesi bhaiyon.. mujhe afsos ho raha hai! yeah rite..as thought sittin on u r bottoms is gonna help to ppl on the coastal areas..its betta ta be dynamic n do sumthin ta help them
i had couple of pals frm my tneth grade in chennai..thanks god they r fine n fit rite now...god bless them

k k enuf of gham..

college was fun today....physics yea..it kicks ass aneways...n well chem IIT was cool too..man sunday to atomic structure ka test hai..i looooooove that chapter....QUANTUM THEORY RULES!!!!!!!!!!!
so our sir..VJ (VJ rao..he aint no jockey) did sum objective on tht chapeter or as he's rather call it,)conceptual bridging..whtevrr.....n well maths was fun too...our sir gopi ( gopal krishnan actually) man he's brilliant...too good..saala ek din mein 3 problem karta hain lekin concept bloody brain mein atak jata hai..gr8 guy...aneways he wasnt able ta solve one trigno problem....so i did it n tht made me feel like a HERO..hahahahaha..aneways yea bad one i know..aneways stacy is comin ova today to my pace..stacy is btw a guy whose real name is shashank n he aint to transvitite ..hahah..n well so am gettin ready plannin out what we gonna do...i'll calll ova other pals too tday n work summat out..aneways......m signin off fer the time being!!!! HAPPY NU YEAR TYALL!!!!!!

WEIRD DAY

thats what it yea..weird...i mean it started off pretty badly n yea shit duz happen..s herez how it was
i go to coll..10 mins late ofcourse..aneways i enter the class everyones starin at me, i mean yea i know i'm the coolest dude round there n am amonst the bright lads too but that wasnt quite it was it..it was a different kinda stare n within a second it turned ta lafter..everyone were laffin at me..now i aint used ta that..i'm supposed ta be laffin at one n all..aneways the reason fer this was that i relised what they were laffin fer..my fly was open!!!!!! eeeeks!!!!! i mean it was soooooo humialiting..but then i can get outta ane shit...so at that split second i got a crazy shit idea that just mite worked..i quickly scurried of ta me desk n took off a book tryin ta act all padhaku n stuff like tht..took out my D C PANDEY,, n started goin thru itas tho i was solvin sum Fermat's last problem kinda thngeee..well what dya know it sorta worked..i mean yea ppl talked bout it but within an hour the event was forgotten hahahaha!! aneways..rest of the way wasnt anethin fun either....cudnt solve anethin in physics IIT period.....chem was funny..our 60 yr old professor or "fhrofesser's" throat was all messed up//he came in squeakin a while n then brayin..twas kinda funny..but the poor guy is a snr. citizen so i forced meself not ta make fun f the poor bloke despite the aatempts of me benchmates...
n well mths was fun...i am good at calculus hahaha!!!!
n yea well lunch break bhi theek hi tha..nuttin official bout that..and well the afternoon we had a test..i convinced all ppl tht i'd learnt the chapter of english n wud help them out but i hadnt infact i wasnt even aware of da portion so ya cud imagine who had ta run all the way bak home secretively..but i didnt get my ass kicked so i guess i had the last laugh..aneways...came bak home started solvin PROBLEMS PLUT IN IIT MATHS n a lil bit of irodovnamaha! the deadliest book on this planet fer physics!!!!!
n well then did a lil bit of isomerism too...aneways gotta go ta bed now matez..tis 3 am now folks..buh byeeee